Guidelines for referencing Bro trucks

"Who needs sway bars anyway" (Astonman) 01/02/2014 at 17:03 • Filed to: None

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Remember folks there's a difference between the guy with mud in his teeth and the douche that just had his teeth whitened. One knows how to have fun and the other is just trying to show off.

HammerheadFistpunch > Who needs sway bars anyway 01/02/2014 at 17:14

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To be more specific, there are those who want to go and do and those who want to be seen. Mock the later, respect the former.

EL_ULY > Who needs sway bars anyway 01/02/2014 at 17:14

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can we please add these douchers to the bro truck category please?

There are way more lowered trucks that tall trucks but both are equally driven by the biggest assholes on earth. 6000K low and fog lamps aimed high, extra loud exhaust kits, has everything from a flea market tint/stereo shop installed on it, and always they always smell like marijuana

Who needs sway bars anyway > EL_ULY 01/02/2014 at 17:19

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Yeah, defiantly! But like the lifted trucks there are always exceptions to the rule, like drag trucks, anything that gets properly raced, or classic hot rod style trucks.

'69 tego > Who needs sway bars anyway 01/02/2014 at 17:20

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I have to disagree with the premise of this article.

just because the truck has a little mud on it does NOT mean the driver is not a douche

I live in a small own with a fair amount of these trucks, Dodge Cummins, Superduties and Duramax Chevies.

trust me, they get mud on them and they're still Bro Trucks. right down to the white sunglasses

KB Garage > EL_ULY 01/02/2014 at 17:21

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I don't see that many lowered trucks anymore. I thought that trend was dying out. Guess I was mistaken.

EL_ULY > Who needs sway bars anyway 01/02/2014 at 17:21

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mmmm I love me a classic hot rod style truck :]

webmonkees > Who needs sway bars anyway 01/02/2014 at 17:22

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Baru trucks just lead to confusion among the audience.

'69 tego > EL_ULY 01/02/2014 at 17:22

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I'll have to agree, i work with both varieties and they are equally douchy

EL_ULY > KB Garage 01/02/2014 at 17:23

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lol, make a trip to Houston one day lol :]

KB Garage > EL_ULY 01/02/2014 at 17:25

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I do for work pretty regularly. I'll pay more attention next time.

Sunray09 > Who needs sway bars anyway 01/02/2014 at 17:27

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Freedom...its not just a word its a philosophy. People are free to spend their money and customize their vehicles as they see fit and the law allows. I am tired of all the Bro Truck Bashing. Shut up you communists this is America

EL_ULY > KB Garage 01/02/2014 at 17:27

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well, around my side of town lol. It is pretty much northern Mexico :]

Who needs sway bars anyway > webmonkees 01/02/2014 at 17:31

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No confusion here, those are just awesome...

Who needs sway bars anyway > webmonkees 01/02/2014 at 17:31

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No confusion here, those are just awesome...

Who needs sway bars anyway > webmonkees 01/02/2014 at 17:31

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No confusion here, those are just awesome...

Who needs sway bars anyway > '69 tego 01/02/2014 at 17:32

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While mud can be an identifier for bro trucks, it isn't the only identifier, as described above.

desertdog5051 > webmonkees 01/02/2014 at 17:50

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But don't forget the Brat was classified as a car because of the rear seats and import laws. But I still love them.

desertdog5051 > Who needs sway bars anyway 01/02/2014 at 17:52

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Just saw an F-250 lifted about 12" plus. It really looked bad because the rear end was about 2-3 inches lower than the front.

snowplz > Who needs sway bars anyway 01/02/2014 at 17:56

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I love bros!! They keep the economy afloat by spending stupid amounts of money ruining their trucks. Nothing says intelligence like having a 4 foot high bed and the handling of a weeble wobble.

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > EL_ULY 01/02/2014 at 18:28

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You know you're in H-Town when the trucks are lowered, not lifted. ahaha

webmonkees > desertdog5051 01/02/2014 at 18:41

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I had the timing off a bit rich a few months ago, I could sit at the light and build up little bitty black puffs. I was just cracking up behind a deezil doing their thing.

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Who needs sway bars anyway 01/02/2014 at 18:43

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Most of Jalopnik loves the Raptor, but by this logic, is the Raptor is a bro-truck?

#stirringthepot

#ifsprobs

EL_ULY > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma 01/02/2014 at 18:57

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lol right :]

'69 tego > Who needs sway bars anyway 01/02/2014 at 19:00

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i guess i wasnt clear, sorry.

what i meant was just because they get run through the mud doesn't mean they're not bro trucks.

you oughta see this one here, it's a 2000 or so ram with the cummins and dude has a stack coming up out of the center of the bed that is 12" in diameter, the damn truck looks like a tugboat.

another one has a sticker across the back window that reads "don't laugh your daughter might be in here"

i pulled up next to him one day and said "so my daughter's in there huh? i'll bet she's sitting next to your boyfriend"